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St. Pauli Girl Special Dark
I’m reviewing this beer because Daddy Horton left three of them in the beer fridge and after smelling it I know why. I’m not being funny, this beer literally smells like dead skunk. In case anyone was wondering, this isn’t a good start. This particular St. Pauli brew is plum colored and plum nasty. The initial taste is actually kinda good and you start to think, “Oh wow, not ba….holy crap what did I just put in my mouth?” Instantly after hitting your tongue the flavor dissipates to nothingness, aka water. Then all of a sudden it is as if someone shoved 500 pennies in your mouth. If taste was equivalent to beauty St. Pauli Girl is a Sea Donkey turned Swamp Moose. DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT taste this beer unless you hate yourself. abv=4.8% more disappointing news
